I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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