Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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