as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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