Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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