Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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