But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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