It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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