It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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