Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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