ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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