Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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