Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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