i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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