it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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