did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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