It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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