im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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