Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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