Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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