**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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