So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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