i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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