Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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