Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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