my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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