I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Randomize
