Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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