It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize