what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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