This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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