Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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