Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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