Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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