Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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