Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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