bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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