i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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