I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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