yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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