How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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