I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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