i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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