He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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