have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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