She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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