Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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