i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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