Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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