Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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