so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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