If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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