Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
should my penis look like a turkey
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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