Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
how does that bad decision feel?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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