Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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