It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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