Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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