Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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